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Two parents had taken their 8 year old Tommy to a nude beach, He came running "Mommy Mommy I saw a woman with bigger boobies then yours!!" She smirked " The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." So he went back roaming around. He came back "Daddy Daddy I saw a man with a longer penis than yours!!" He chuckled "The longer they are the dumber the man is" With that being said Tommy went off roaming again. Mommy was talking to a guy, Daddy was talkng to a woman. Tommy grabbed their hands and pulled them aside to announce "Mommy you were talking to a really dumb man and Daddy was talking to a really dumb woman!" They exchanged looks and laughed.

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