Tweet tweet, mother fucker!

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Tweet tweet, mother fucker!

I see you had dread,
Needed to know what I said.

No need for you to worry,
These are just my thoughts in a hurry.

Your paranoia made you twitch,
But I have better things about to bitch.

Thought I was being harsh on you,
When all I was doing was blogging about Doctor Who.

Just so you won’t be shocked,
I decided that you should be blocked.

Sharing my ideas with friends is my right,
And not any of the business of your web site.

Tweet tweet, mother fucker!

story by: Master_Vyle



Tags: poem non-erotic sex story

Author: Master_Vyle



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