Viagra needed

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A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters.

The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an />
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my /> /> Bonus Joke.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

story by: Wimmers



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Author: Wimmers



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