The priest

Sex joke

sex stories

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

story by: The Porn Joker



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: The Porn Joker



Related sex stories:

  • Pool party

    It all started when a friend of mine, Jeff invited me to a pool party that a friend of his was having at his remote home. Jeff told me that his friend had open pool parties at his home every weekend during the summer and I should come up. He told me that he was already there and I should come and have some fun, and flips, then headed out to the address Jeff had given. Driving there I realized...

  • Tomorrows friends with the ex, maybe

    Bob and I started working on installing decorations and a bunch of new solar lights Jacqui had bought. The place is looking good. We could hear the two girls in the kitchen laughing, talking and having a good time. After a couple of hours, Cindy showed up. She gave Jacqui a hug then Jacqui introduced her to Bob and Amy. Cindy headed my way so I turned and went to get another beer. I had a big tub of beer...

  • Vacation without hubby

    Judy here, im a married woman, My husband Jim is a hard working guy and a good lover. But he was working to many hours in our love life was hurting, So we plan a vacation to get out of the snow and into a nice warm place to have fun and get our sex life fired up. I went out and bought some hot sexy clothes and a really small bikini. Just to get him going. Well i was...

  • Our first playtime

    Our first playtime I should start at the beginning of it all, so our point of view can be understood. Our names are Angela and Bill, we are what in some circles are referred to as swingers or lifestyle people. Simply put, we like the idea of multiple partners during sex, however for us it is more than just mindless heartless sex. We are not into the fuck and flee sex that so many of our fellow swingers seem to...

  • Need some fun

    Hi Judy here, im 36 and well built woman.I married yng to the love of my life. He was my first, and a great teacher. I found out my biggest love became to be sex. Never had enought. Lost my love in a car accident. So time to move on. So this is my wild true story. Remember i love sex and went out for a long time. My mom remarried when i was 14 and i got a new...

Sex of the road

Sorority hazing

Sick wife with friends

Sis and me

What goes around comes around

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.