Hand jobs and cheese sandwiches

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A man goes in to a bar. He looks up and sees a sign on the wall: "HAND JOBS $5…CHEESE SANDWICHES $2. He looks around, sees a waitress and says, "Are you the one who does the hand jobs?"
She says happily, "Yes I am!"
He says, "Well wash them hands and make me a Cheese sandwich."

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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