Old couple clarifying sex

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An older couple was contemplating marriage. The man was concerned about what the expectations of his wife might be. So he said to her: "Honey, I need to understand how often you expect us to have sex once we get married?"
She thought for a moment and then replied, /> He scratched his head and asked, "Do you mean this as one word or two?"

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