Sex joke

As confused as a infant in a titty bar. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you[…]

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Rural speed trap

Jackie was driving south in her porsche convertible returning to Dallas when she saw a pair of flashing lights behind her. Damn! A county road speed trap. Her friends had warned her about this. I[…]

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Jedadiah jones

I met this cute girl while I was out cruising Saturday night and we sort of clicked so she invited me back to her house. Actually, it looked like a small mansion. Her name was[…]

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Financial need

Nicole Jerome is 18 going to college. This is her first year in college, she had entered a beauty pageant. Hoping to win for the scholarship to help pay for college. She is stressed about[…]

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