Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss? A. A kidney dialysis machine. story by: Crude Guy
2nd time
I was apprehensive about going into the office on Monday and at first I thought things would go smoothly. It wasn't until I found a Xerox of someone's spread ass on my desk, upon returning[…]
Billy and his girl
Billy entered the house after a long and boring day at school. Feeling dirty from football practice, he decided to go and take a nice long, hot bath. He entered the bathroom and removed all[…]
The first time for a pair of first time lovers
The First Time for a Pair of First Time Lovers “And Luke you will be paired up with, J.C.” Mrs. Bellows said as she checked off the names from her list of Honors English students.[…]
The neighbor's cousin
I laughed a little when I called my neighbor Neil to see if he wanted to ride with me to our high school’s basketball game and he complained that his cousin was staying at his[…]
Driver sex story – the unforgettable ride
My husband was an expert in bed. We would play games where he would blindfold me, and pleasure me in endless ways. Many times he would tie me to the bed, strip me naked, spank[…]
Sex in a taxi with Jane
I jumped in the back seat and Jane slid in next to me. I told the driver where we were going and we took off. Before I even had the address complete Jane had undone[…]
Our first time
to start off this is the true story involving me and my younger sister. it happened when she was young. My little sister was 5. she was usually had pigtails and did not wear very[…]
Sex joke
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A. Toys for Twats story by: Crude Guy
Janet in training 12
The entire world had shrunk to the confines of the library. Janet sat behind the desk, a pitcher of coffee in front of her, a pile of Journals there as well. The television set was[…]
Didn't have anything else to do. (part 4)
Continued from…. DAY 2, PART 2. "Are you sure?" she said. She kissed me slowly on the lips. "Yes ma'am." I said. And we were both ready. /> Let me reiterate. We both knew it[…]
Intro: salute me, slut
It was daybreak by the time she had arrived to the bustling town of ********. The clouds hadn't burned off, and a cold breeze made it's mark as her thin bra didn't begin to hide[…]
The serpent and the goddess
Chapter 1 Asiara grinned to hear the clank of her body guards’ armor as they marched beside her. They had all insisted on coming to this parlay fully armed in their thick suits of metallic[…]
Melissa’s tribulation part iii
*** Rewritten into parts and respaced *** Melissa’s Tribulation part III Melissa lost track of time. She wasn't sure how long it had been since the three sailors had left her alone in the woods.[…]
Sex shop girls
I had been working in savannah G.A for several weeks following the separation from my wife in Scotland, I had settled in very well, enjoyed the job and the generous weekly salary, I was still[…]
Debt and its high price part 2
He saw her looking down from the window. She was obviously interested in him. That would make what he had planned to do with her even more effectual. "Lets go downstairs," he looked back over[…]