Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. story by: Crude Guy
Lip service
I was good a good cock suck when Master found me. I enjoyed sucking the way most women enjoy an orgasm. I found that my favorite cocks were about six inches long, thick and uncircumcised.[…]
Bar night fun
Zeta was my girlfriend. Right now she was sitting opposite me in the bar where we met up with friends nearly every Friday night. The chat was the usual light-hearted banter – anecdotes from the[…]
My neighbor's voyeur
Using my binoculars, I peeked through the window and across the street at Mrs. Walson, my best friend’s mom and one of, if not THE, hottest MILF on the block. She was cleaning house dressed[…]
Nice things come in small packages
I have successfully raped a dozen women in my time. By I mean, I have yet to be caught by the authorities. Which is a good thing because being caught would mean the big house,[…]
Our amazing 5 hours
It all began with my newly made fiance of 10 months at the time (proposed to her a few weeks prior to this experience); lets call her Sophia and I, John. She had taken my[…]
For a man i miss
For a Man I Miss I want to feel you enter me again, To penetrate me totally and fill My cavity with hard and pulsing flesh And send me into realms of utter bliss. I[…]
T or d part 3
/> Mike was out shopping with his dad. “What television do you like better?” asked Mike’s dad, Sean. “That one,” said Mike. “Okay so what do you want to do after this?” asked Sean. “How[…]
New life
New life chapter no. 1:Thats how it /> {Note from the author:this story is not fully about sex there is love ,etc if u are not accustomed with it or don't like it so pls[…]
The champion's companion 00
Huntresses are coming!” Screamed a man on horseback bolting from the caravan’s vanguard. Mokali the merchant shifted on his donkey. “Hey, I paid you good money!” He protested seeing more men flee. From up front,[…]
Letter of recommendation
To Whom It May Concern: It is my pleasure to write this letter recommending Lauren Randall into your university for the fall 2010 semester. As Lauren’s tenth grade algebra teacher, as well as her advisor[…]
A different kind of love
This is a different kind of story for me. It's a romance, which seems to be the direction I've been taking lately, but one with a twist. Constructive criticism is welcome. I hope you enjoy.[…]
I found my sister stripping
A pounding noise reverberates through the room, waking me from pleasant dreams. Opening my eyes, wondering who might be at the door, I realized that the pounding was coming from within my own skull, and[…]
Bart marks his territory
After our trip we continued to see each other for Friday lunches, and anytime I could get away. I had a boyfriend and the relationship was not going well but I was too stupid to[…]
A sexy surprise afternoon fuck
I walk up behind you, slip my hands around your waist, and pull you close. I start slowly kissing your neck. I don't care who sees. You tilt your head to the side, so I[…]
1950s-60s boylust, pt.2
In part one I told a bit about my early years in a small, country town. This picks up my story. I'll tell next how I did finally learn about jacking off, or I should[…]