Freezing to death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does[…]

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Noto to my wife

TINKLE TINKLE LITTLE SLUT IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOUR BUTT sit there on the pot and pee spread your legs so i can see open up your pretty lips drink all of my golden[…]

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Take care

gotta take care of your cocksuckers, dude.” Mike frowned. “What do you mean by that?” Andrew leaned forward. “Listen: You’ve got a gay friend who genuinely likes your cock. Now I know he doesn’t turn[…]

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Mirror/glass

Once when I stayed in a hotel, I woke up in the morning as usual dressed only in a pair of silky, green, ladies knickers. Extra big to give a generous room for my penis[…]

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The guard

It was the wee hours of the morning in cell block D, and Jud Olson was in the middle of his second tour around tier three. All the lights were out, and it was so[…]

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