No title(yet)

No title(yet) I first saw him at the mall. It was the day before Christmas, Christmas Eve. He was The best Christmas present that fate could ever have come up with. Then I saw the[…]

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I hire help

Hired Help I had just moved to town, and was in the market for a new house pet/slave girl. I suppose that I could have checked the personal ads, but I have found that women[…]

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The leaf fan

The Leaf Fan Two friends were working and one of them said. "Hey are you going to the hockey game on Saturday night?" "Nah." said the other. "My wife gets mad every time I go."[…]

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