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“I don't really care where you live at,” the feminine voice echoed in my head. “Just turn around boy and let me hit that,” thumped and pounded, into my body. ”Don't be a little bitch[…]

Chapter 1: How I Died (Author's note: I am going to say ahead of time that I am very sorry for the amount of errors that you may find in this story. My grammar skills[…]

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. story by: Crude Guy

Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A. Toys for Twats story by: Crude Guy

This takes place in an average small Midwest town Jack and his wife, Sharon live just out of town. They also have a baby girl, Ashley who is six months old. They reside in a[…]

It was the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. My parents told me that if I worked hard they would match what I earned so that I could buy my first[…]

Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss? A. A kidney dialysis machine. story by: Crude Guy

Q. Why are roach clips called roach clips? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken. story by: Crude Guy

I had become obsessed. Natasha was all i could think of. I had to concentrate to keep my mind on work or listen to my wife when we were togehter. Sex with my wife was[…]

Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. story by: Crude Guy

A little over a year ago, my father was in a terrible car accident. Although he survived, the care he needed was far beyond our ability to deliver. It was a hard decision for my[…]

Meeting Melanie came at the start of quite an eventful time for me. I was 19, had many sexual encounters from a young age, (of which of course I can’t tell you about on this[…]

I grew up lusting after Kim she was a beautiful girl, and even then had a reputation for allowing the neighborhood boys have their way with her. I was never so lucky; she always said[…]

Hi, my name is Matt Bennett. And last week I turned 15. And for my birthday present, my mom is taking me to a “secret place” My mom is 31, and really beautiful, not hot,[…]

What the hell? This is MY home, and I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to do in it! It’s been nearly two years since I left our suburban house in[…]

"A startled moan escaped her lips, and she tilted her head back as his tongue flicked one nipple and his hand caressed the other. She was sure he could feel her heart pounding and sense[…]