Workin' it

I picked my 5-year-old up and kissed him hard on the cheek…it was puffed and full of cheerios and he didn’t like it one bit! He whimpered a little but was too tired to protest[…]

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Greek vs. italian

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave[…]

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Driven to sex

DRIVEN TO SEX One Friday evening last summer, my fifteen year old daughter Lisa was with me in the pub waiting for her step father to come and pick me up. Steve works for a[…]

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Harry's hard g

qqqBekn sat alone in his bedroom. The walls were painted grey like his soul. It was dark outside. It was dark inside. It was dark. A single tear rolled down his face and hit the[…]

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Aiming for amy 2

Amy lay near the lake sobbing for hours. Finally, she sat up and tried to figure out what she was going to do. She decided that first she should try to find her clothes and[…]

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Not so romantic

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and[…]

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