Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Ans: Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. story by: The Porn Joker
A night of dancing
Slowly making my way across the crowded room to you, feeling your presence more than seeing you. Finally I am standing in front of you, feeling you eyes trace up my skin, the bare feet[…]
Blowjob diva
Sandra was a and simple. It's what she what she craved…and believed that all of us should do what we wanted most in life. Sandra was very, very wealthy…she was an individual of the first[…]
I am curious (fourteen)
I Am Curious (Fourteen) My name is Lola and everyone tells me that I'm beautiful, and maybe they're right, I'm not sure really. I have high cheekbones and I don't need to wear makeup to[…]
Water sports
When I woke up I had a piss hard on that was killing me. Apparently it isn’t really smart to drink a six-pack of beer immediately before going to bed. I jumped out of bed[…]
Club temptation
Club Temptation It was my first night in Club Temptation; a big deal members club for the upper end of the strip market. I'd taken my turn in the small money bars around town, but[…]
Conniejo's life story
ConnieJo's Life Story A fiction story. This is a story about me and how I learned all about sex starting from the first time I ever did anything with a boy. A recent boyfriend of[…]
Girl's camp counselor pt6
Several days went by. Doris hung around me like a puppy in love, and sneaked in late at night to take receipt of my surplus lust. This kept me going. But then fate struck another[…]
Females rule
All his life he had deferred to females. They ruled. The Females did. He had heard stories of when it was the other way around, but things had changed. Slowly, women got equal pay, equal[…]
Three times a lady
Three times a lady He wakes up by the sound of giggling and the cracking of a staircase. He opens his eyes, but he does not see anything. His eyes are covered by something and[…]
Me – 02
The Girl I was fourteen years old before ever I found out that It was worth money. It happened like this. Every day of the school year, rain or shine, I had to walk three[…]
Trip to las vegas (planning)
It was late at night and I was watching TV and the phone rang. I looked up at the time and it was almost midnight. I reluctantly got up and walked over to the phone[…]
Making an old man very happy and other fun.
My diary Entry: Friday, 29 April 2005. Wicked Club, 22:30, 2 x 40 minute shows. Cancelled phoned Barbara (my agent) 10 March. Jerrys birthday, 25 today, party at his house, 20:00. Get a present. I've[…]
The suck (part i)
We had been out in this hellhole for almost a year now and it was obviously starting to show. Everyday the same routine…minimal sleep, night temperatures of 90F and daytime highs of up to 140F,[…]
My five minute girls
My Five Minute Girls I was sitting in my room minding my own business when all of a sudden my door opened. My sister Julia was shoved in and the door was closed behind her.[…]
Pray for us sinners
This is the third story of a much longer story arc, which is best read in the order of the List at the end. Translation of German words or phrases at the end. However, I[…]