Woman with traffic ticket

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A woman got pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding and she didn't have either her driver's license or any other identification. She started pleading with the cop to give her a break because she had received many other tickets recently and couldn't afford to have any more points on her record. She pleaded and pleaded with the cop to let her off with just a warning and when her pleading was ignored, she finally broke down and told the cop that she would do anything he asked if he would just ignore this ticket.
The cop, realizing the opportunity he had, agreed and started to unzip his pants, pulling out his member. The woman, watching the cop, then blurted out, "Oh, no, not another breathalizer test!"

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