Other plans

"You realize, of course, that you're next." I rolled over onto my side and looked at Chris, who was grinning smugly at me. "Now you sound like Aunt Gwen, and let me tell you, that's[…]

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The lesson

Marge said to herself as she hopped out of bed and padded off to the bathroom, "this is three nights in a row for this," while plopping her plush bottom on the toilet seat and[…]

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Animal instincts

Katherine checked the rearview mirror for a traffic cop as she sped up to beat the red light. Running late, as usual, with a showing 15 minutes and 5 miles away. At the edge of[…]

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The prisoner (part 3)

Stephen’s alarm went off at 6:30 in the morning. ‘That was strange; his alarm usually went off at 7.’ He turned over to try to go back to sleep, then jumped upright, remembering what was[…]

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Friendly fuck

The summer before Junior year started was really great. I got a new car and everyday I would hang out with my three best friends. There was my best buddy Matt and his girlfriend Claire.[…]

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Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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