Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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Power

Several minutes later there is a stir, followed by a hushed silence, as I came in. Jaclyn sees a rush of people move toward me, everyone wanting to welcome me at once. Jaclyn recognized me[…]

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Strangers & semen part 2

(This story is for entertainment purposes. Lana Lawrence doesn't condone illegal acts. Real life sexual encounters should be between consenting, kinky adults and thick nubbly vibrators. Don't forget to vote when you finish reading and[…]

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Body snatch

I was a 63-year-old overweight bald man named Dr. Jake L. Edih, virtually ignored for my looks, which was okay with me. Being a professor at an ivory league university, I have spent the majority[…]

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What a day!

January 9, 2003 Today marks the six month anniversary of my pregnancy. For this reason, for the last four months or so, my boyfriend hasn't given me the good, hard fuck that i have needed.[…]

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