Explosive penis

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew[…]

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Loving thy neighbor

One day I was looking in the paper hope someone would hire someone with no work experience. Then I got lucky there was a local scientist looking for an assistant experience not needed. I almost[…]

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Visionary

Visionary Some call me a visionary, others a nerd, but most call me perverted. That's why I'm in this institution, undergoing mundane group therapies, watching headcases substantiate their titles, and secretly flushing the medicinal concoctions[…]

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