What's the German word for VASELINE? Ans: Eurweinerslider. story by: The Porn Joker
A long awaited reunion
It has been a long time since we had seen each other. As soon as he walked into my room, all the old feelings came flooding back to me. I knew the connection was still[…]
"sara"
Sara By Blueheatt ….. I grew up across the street from a wooded area, we just called it ‘the woods’. All us boys and some girls love to play all day over there. My dad[…]
Camping chapter 3
Ranma 1/2: Camping Third night Ranma was sleeping in his bag again that night. He was wearing only his boxers and muscle shirt like normal since, wearing all his clothes didn't do him any good[…]
Snow story ch1
My first attempt at a story. I tried my best to format it correctly. Please tell me what you think. The second and third chapters are going up at the same time. Snow Story I[…]
My best friend sex story
My husband tasted her pussy by putting his fingers into his mouth, then smiled and extended his finger to my direction. I slowly walked to the bed to taste my best friend’s pussy but I[…]
My australian angel (chapter one)
As Maverick stepped off of the airplane at the Melbourne Airport, he could instantly feel the warmth of the Australian Sun beating down on his neck. It was a different kind of heat, one that[…]
Cynthia 1
I suppose everyone has heard of the classic movie Christmas Story, set in the 40s about a young boy, Ralphie, who wants nothing but a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. After many let-downs by[…]
The dark man
The Dark Man The walls seemed to vibrate from the echo inside the village hall. Every second inherited another boom, and then a crackling fizzle as the cheap speakers failed to keep up with the[…]
The art of living
. I loved dancing, I don’t know if I’m a good dancer or not, I have got rhythm but when I have a drink I dance like I’m on my own and couldn’t care less[…]
Redemption
Redemption It was 7:30 on a Monday evening in May. I had just finished my last class of the semester at the community college. At 42, I was going back to school to learn a[…]
Doggy style variations
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect[…]
My friend's dad 14
We were both very stunned to say the absolute very least, then we very slowly closed the door and started whispering. "Was your daughter just fucking my mom?" I asked. "Yes, holy shit," John replied[…]
A summer of fucking
What would you do if you had all summer to fuck without consequence? /> "Doc, tell me you're joking!" Bill Whip looked at his Doctor with wide open eyes; he could scarcely believe what he[…]
Mirror/glass
Once when I stayed in a hotel, I woke up in the morning as usual dressed only in a pair of silky, green, ladies knickers. Extra big to give a generous room for my penis[…]
How could they not know?
“You are such a /> “What? It’s just a game, not even Truth or Dare? Just the dares. What could I possibly get you to do that would be so awful?” She smiled a devilish[…]