Mean chicks 2

It was a small wedding just a few friends and family. We had it in the town hall with the Justice of the Peace. Patricia wore a light beige dress and I was in an[…]

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Back massage

Same old shit, different day. I finally made it home from work, having battled ignorant fools all day; whoever says working for the public is gratifying really is insane. I walk into my house, making[…]

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The punk and me

I was steadily staring at him from the corner of my eyes trying to make it not too obvious that I was going crazy with sexual tension. He was about six foot ten, dark eyes,[…]

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Explosive penis

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew[…]

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The sex table

I plugged in the computer and booted it up, I waited patiently for it to boot up. Finally I logged on to my favorite social network and found my friend there. I was happy to[…]

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