Moving to las vegas

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MOVING TO LAS VEGAS

So this guy comes home and finds his wife packing her suitcase. "Where do you think you're going?" he says.
"I'm moving to Las Vegas. I just found out I can make $500 doing what I've been doing around here for free."
So the husband starts packing his bag too. "Where do you think you're going?" she says.
"I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see how you're going to live on $1500 per year."

story by: The Porn Joker



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