Teacher has answer for excuses

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A high school English teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam: "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that's it, no other excuses /> A smart-butt guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual /> The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

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