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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday.

I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I

think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna WATCH.
/> Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub tummy and say />
But none of them rub your cock and say "well done"?
/> Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,

and all Iasked was "How are you getting on?"
/>
Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to
spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally I think its BOLLOCKS.

story by: Wimmers



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Author: Wimmers



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