Give me a blowjob

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One night, a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss eachother goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you insane? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on, no one's gonna see us at this hour."
"No, please. Can you imagine if we got caught?" "Oh, come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way, it's just too risky!" "Oh PLEASE? I love you sooo much!" "No, no, and no! I just can't." "I beg you…" Suddenly, the lights come on downstairs and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. and in a sleepy voice says. "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or I can do it. Or if need to be, Mom can come down to do it. But for God's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom so we can go back to sleep!"

story by: dbaliki918



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Author: dbaliki918



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