A bowl of ice cream

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A young boy is in the kitchen about to get some ice cream out of the freezer when his Mom walks in.
"Don't eat that ice cream! It'll spoil your appetite", his Mom nags "Dinner will be ready soon. I'll play a game with you until then. What do you want to play?"
The boy thinks for a minute and says "Let's play Mommy and Daddy!” and runs up the stairs into his parents' room. By the time his Mom caught up with him, the boy is standing by the bed, wearing his father's hat and coat.
“What should I do?” asks the Mom.
Before she can finish her thought, the boy opens up his coat to reveal a huge, throbbing hard-on. He rips off all his mother's clothes and pins her to the bed. He starts fucking her brains out, going deeper and deeper, then just as she's about to cum, he flips her over and starts pounding her in the ass. He finishes by jizzing all over his mother's shocked face. The boy lays back and smokes on of his father's cigarettes, and says “You should get your ass in the kitchen and make that goddamn kid of yours a fucking bowl of ice cream.”

story by: jimbo_elephant



Tags: anal incest domination/submission sex joke sex story

Author: jimbo_elephant



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