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Here are a couple of jokes for you guys, they are not my original work, but I thought they were funny. So please enjoy them.

Why do lesbians shop at Gander Moutain?

A: Because they don't like Dick's.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: A />

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both going from San Francisco to New York who gets there first?

A: The gay guys, they had their shit packed the night before.

What do West Virginians like to do on Halloween?

A: Pump-kin

What do Cats and West Virginians have in common?

A: They both like to lick their PAWS.

story by: nutmoney



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Author: nutmoney



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