Blondes car breaks down

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A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing on-coming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pile-ups in the history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the blonde, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here behind your car in the road?" screams the cop. "Just look at this mess you have made!! Who are those men?"
"Why. . .Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.

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