Flowers for the lady?

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A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".
The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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