Ring the fire bell

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When the fire chief retired from his dept. of 25 yrs., the dept. buys him a brass bell. He takes the bell home and tells his wife that if he rings the bell once, he is thinking about sex. If he rings it twice, he's getting ready. If he rings it three times, here he comes. Well, later that night she hears ding. A few minutes later she hears, ding ding. A few minutes more and she hears. ding ding ding. They go at it for a while when he hears, ding ding ding ding. He asks his wife, "What the hell does that mean?"
She replies,"I need more hose or you have to get closer to the fire!"

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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