Sex joke

sex stories

Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

story by: Crude Guy



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: Crude Guy



Related sex stories:

  • Story of our first time

    Gayle and I had talked about having sex with other people before we had married. We were both turned on by telling stories of what we had done in the past. After a session of stories and foreplay we would screw like crazy and have some mind bending orgasums. One time while we were telling stories I asked if she missed not having the wild sex she used to have. She said yes it sure was fun, so I suggested...

  • Thick busty wife craves older pervert men who are very aggresive and dominant

    It all started when we moved away from our home town in ct to massachissetts. I have been obsessed with my wife ever sonce high school and kept persueing her np matter how many times she turned me down i just wouldent stop. Back then she was very curvy and thock in all the right places. After a couple years went by i finnaly got her to date me and i showered her and took care of her like a...

  • Quite a surprise

    Not into long stories. Been divorced about 25 years and was surfing sls to meet some new poeple. I had previously been successful meeting couples and really wanted to meet some new couples in Florida. Finally, I got an e-mail form an sls couple and agreed to meet them at their home. They are very nice looking and obvuiousy very comfortable intheir lifestyle. We talked for a while and looked at the computer and just relaxed. I had a couple...

  • His First Pegging

    Rob couldn't believe it... They had talked about her actually fucking him several times, but never got around to it. Sure, there had been some ass play, but they always got off and got sleepy before she ever got around to actually taking his ass on her cock. They hadn't even bought a harness, but Gina had picked up a nice red leather one while he was away."Baby girl..." Rob tried to talk, but was at a loss for words....

  • The day her dream came true

    To start off.. my wife has always had a thing for meeting a guy and being gang banged...well i decided to set something up with a few guys that go to this bar that we go to.She was going out that night to have a few drinks...so i called the guys and told the one guy named brad to hit on her a bit.Well thtas all it took... after she had about 5 drinks she feels pretty good...so she calls...

Lila was so beautiful

Hot Sex with a Cheating Wife

Watching my lover

True love sex story

First time sex story – after my high school prom

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.