Look darling

A man comes into his bedroom one evening with a sheep under his arm and says to his wife, "Look darling, this is the pig I have to sleep with whenever you hace a />[…]

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The kidnapping

It's winter and the rain is pouring down, an icy wind is blowing strong enough to make it hard to drive and the bare branches on the trees to blow dangerously, my car has broken[…]

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Ivan

Ivan By Gail Holmes The garden’s always looked picturesque at this time of year the daffodils had finished and summer had started; Ivan was around for the third time with the mechanical lawnmower, leaving tracks[…]

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Turner brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall,[…]

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Just a blowjob..

In the middle of the night, while summer air coming from the window tickled his thick skin, Jeff was lying on a couch, smoking his third or fourth cigarette. He was only with his black[…]

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