Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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House guest (part 3)

-continued- part (3) The three of them ate dinner while making plans for a nightclub later on. Except for the planning, the talk was fairly quiet during dinner. Even with the quietness, Linda and Melissa[…]

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A night for your pleasure

It's about 9:30 in the evening, you just come home from somewhere….. all the lights are off in the house, you can see flickering lights playing across the walls, casting eerie and flickering shadows throughout[…]

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The leaf fan

The Leaf Fan Two friends were working and one of them said. "Hey are you going to the hockey game on Saturday night?" "Nah." said the other. "My wife gets mad every time I go."[…]

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The wedding dress

Frannie was in a state of euphoria! Last night Kenny "popped the old question"! They were getting married! She couldn't wait to tell Kim, her best friend since grade school. They had both wondered if[…]

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Skirts n shirts 1

Kevin stifled a sneeze as he walked down the dusty hallway. It was a brand new building, and there was godawful somethings floating in the air all around him. It could be worse, he thought[…]

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Teaching me part 3

We lay there, the sunlight streaming over our naked bodies. Mine, young and growing, and Kays, mature and full, without a blemish. My hands running over her stomach, we shared light kisses as a question[…]

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Little red-cap

Once upon a time there was a gorgeous eighteen-year-old girl, loved by everyone. By the women and girls because she was so kind and polite to everyone and never lost her temper, by the men[…]

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Bernadette

Author: male raised in a rural area with not much to do when growing up, luckily sex was a big part of life in those days. While of average height and looks I was pretty[…]

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