Q. What happens when you kiss a canary? A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease. story by: Crude Guy
Picture pewrfect
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Just for you daddy!
Part one; Dominick is a fifty-eight year old widowed male. He lives with his eighteen year old step-daughter Mandy. Ever since his wife Eve died his secret desire about wanting to have sex with Mandy[…]
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Everytime she exhaled, her chest ached. The cold stung her throat and lungs, and the cold dew on the grass was making her feet burn. It was dead silent, she tried to stop breathing whenever[…]
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Kimiko strode through the front door of the plush gym, and showed the desk clerk the membership card she had been sent through the mail. The clerk glanced up, and told her she had better[…]
Just as he is – part 4
When they climbed out of the tub, they started to towel off the wetness, but soon resorted to drying each other. "Oooooooooo, easy on the nuts, there. " He had crouched in a lewd bow-legged[…]
Night with a babysitter
I got married at 20 years old to my High-school sweetheart. Now at the age of 35 I have 2 sons, one is 4 and one is 2. I am as happy as can be.[…]
A sunny moment
The sun peeked through the closed blinds brightening corners of the room with its magic. The magic of happiness that only a new day can bring. Two slender arms reached over their head and a[…]
One favor too many
I wondered how it had come to this as I sat on the edge of my bed looking at her. She might be wondering the same thing though her sleepy eyes gave nothing away. She[…]
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Voyeurs, mom and sis
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Two beautiful twins
June 13, Megan was throwing a graduation party at her house. She always has these kinds of things because her dad really doesn't give a damn. But who cares? Free boozes, free weed, and most[…]
The new years eve party
As the two girls saw what was being shown at the natural history exhibit, depicting the life of the Native American family, they blushed, turned their heads and hurriedly walked away. A hand covered one[…]
Jessica part 6 tim tells me
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