The chicken and the egg in bed

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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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