Things to do in the bathroom stall…

sex stories

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a />
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, />
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

story by: Shadow Dragon



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: Shadow Dragon



Related sex stories:

  • Pool party

    It all started when a friend of mine, Jeff invited me to a pool party that a friend of his was having at his remote home. Jeff told me that his friend had open pool parties at his home every weekend during the summer and I should come up. He told me that he was already there and I should come and have some fun, and flips, then headed out to the address Jeff had given. Driving there I realized...

  • Jessica and I

    It was a muggy summer day. Jessica and I were outside. We had been sunbathing when we noticed the rain clouds rolling it.Sure enough... a few moments later heavy rain drops It was a muggy summer day. Jessica and I were outside. We had been sunbathing when we noticed the  rain clouds rolling in. Sure enough... a few moments later heavy rain drops fell on us. We ran around the front of the house and under the awning. We watched as...

  • Lelo Gigi show over Skype

    Lisa lay on the bed and pulled out her Lelo Gigi 2 buzzer, always her favorite, she had the laptop placed between her legs on pillows giving me an awesome view. Buzzing her clit she started to moan and raise her hips slowly and just a bit at first then more as the buzzer worked its magic on her heavenly pleasure spot. I had dated Joanna throughout high school into college where life took over and we took separate routes....

  • Our car problems

    So ivonne is cute brunette with curly hair 5'6 125 34c a petite figure. beautiful tits she had these perfect perky nipples. she always has had this fantasy about seducing guys by wearing extremely revealing clothing and would often have a nip slip intentionally. I usually dont mind her doing it either its soo sexy the way she does it. So it was just another day we decided to go out and ivonne was wearing this extremely revealing spaghetti strap...

  • New found customers

    Andrea cried the first time I came in her mouth. She blubbered something about betraying her husband, even as her hand milked my cock dry. "But I thought this is what you wanted"" I said, tracing the sticky cream across her wide lips. "And you want more." She sniffled, sobbed and stroked my cock to fullness. She can"t help herself, even though decency tells her she"s wrong. I was only a teenager but I knew that. I guess Andrea"s husband...

My school teacher Mistress

Watching my lover

Sick wife with friends

What a great game!

The show

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.