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this man walk into bar . he meet a woman in bar so he buy her a drink and they get to be talking. he buy her some more and they keep talking. so she say do you wanna go somewhere big boy? so he say sure my car is out front. he drive them to lovers lane. she and him make out. she say you want a blowjob? he say yeah. so she say i forgot to say i'm an escort, but i give you blowjob for only$50. he really horny now so he agree. after they sitting there. she say are we going? he say i forgot to say i'm a limo driver and i'll drive you home for only $50 us money. the end

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