The old man by the playground.

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A little old man (pedophile?) came by the playground and asked, "Where are the />
I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."

The little old man came by the playground again and asked, "Where are the />
I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."

The third the old man cam by and said where are the />
I thought of something…I said, "Okay, spell dog as in />
And he replied, />
I said, "Spell 'cat' as in />
And he spelled, />
Then I said, "Spell 'fuck' as in />
And he said, "There ain't no fuck in />
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" I said.

story by: Hornylittleboy



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: Hornylittleboy



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