Curious nurses raise the dead

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There were three nurses that happened laid in a really long time cuz they were all too busy with work. Well, one of the times they are bringing a body to the morgue they notice a kinda tent on the mid section so they get curious and decide to peak. When they do tehy realize he extremely cute so the began to discuss it. After much debate they agre that they were all fuck him before they bring him in. The first gets on, does her thing, gets off, and moves aside. Second does the same. Well they wait and the third is just standing there so they both ask, "what are you waiting for? You said you would too." She nervously mumbles, "I'm on my period." The other two laugh and tell her "He's dead, he doesn't care and neither do we." So she decides to do. She gets on, starts doing her thing and the man gasps and sits up. The three nurses scream and cower away saying, "w-we thought you were dead!" The man stands up and says "I was but after three jump starts and a blood transfusion I'm alive and kickin."

story by: TrixxyRavynwolfe



Tags: job/place-of-work male / females sex joke sex story necrophilia

Author: TrixxyRavynwolfe



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