Santa and beautiful lady

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Santa Claus arrives at a house and climbs down the chimney to find a beautiful blonde, laying on the bed. She looks at Santa and says, "Oh Santa I'm so horny will you please stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho! Ho! Ho! You know I gotta go…got to deliver these gifts to the /> The beautiful blonde removes her shirt to reveal her gorgeous breasts, and she again says, "Oh please Santa, please stay with me. I'm so horny."
Santa again says, "Ho! Ho! Ho! You know I gotta go…got to deliver these gifts to the /> The blonde feeling even more horny, takes her pants off. Now totally naked she says, "Please! Please! Santa stay with me I'm so horny."
Santa looks at her beautiful naked body and says, "Hay! Hay! Hay! You know I've got to stay can't get up that chimney with my dick this way.

story by: The Porn Joker



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: The Porn Joker



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