Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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Master's valentine

Sturing the pot of chocolate again so it doesn't clump I lay out the strawberries and the pineapple, to be dipped and eaten later tonight. The house has been cleaned and I had a couple[…]

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My first

My First My name is David; I grew up in a pretty stable home with my sister Mary. My parents weren’t rich but they tried to give my sister and me many of the things[…]

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Puppy slut

She decided, today was the day when she would go hunting. She took her time in getting ready as tonight, had to be just right in order for her to secure her prey. She showered,[…]

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My new friend

I was standing at my car, trying to open the door but I couldn't find my keys. I thought I had lost them, but then I remembered setting them down on the sink when I[…]

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Vacation

Damn I must be strange and if you think so leave a see I really enjoy and also get off seeing my wife enjoy herself sexually and her also being fucked by other men. It[…]

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Business loan

Angie owned a large car dealership in Grapevine, there was a rumor going around that there were financial difficulties. Angie knew who John Malone was and that when I went out for lunch or dinner,[…]

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