Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! story by: Crude Guy
Card game
"Who wants to start," Paige asked excitedly as she shuffled the cards!?! "This was your idea, Page," Anna replied nervously, "I think you should lead it off, don't you girls!?!" Both Glenna and Mo nodded[…]
1 look n hook 2 heres the rub, bub, youre a cub
[b]1 LOOK ‘N HOOK “Sean, our little league is short a baseball coach. You would be perfect for the job.” “Yeah? How much does it pay?” “You know it’s /> “Yeah? I’m crazy about you[…]
Sports camp
Yep, you read it right, it was a multi-sport camp held at a major university which will remain nameless for obvious reasons. The athletes at this weekend camp range in age from 10 years old[…]
Murder on the mainline: another mike claymore mystery chapter 11
CHAPTER ELEVEN 3RD FRIDAY Mike gets up at four and Nina wakes so he's pleasantly delayed getting away to pick up Trudy until five. It's twenty after six when he pulls up to her door.[…]
Master in training
When I found her, she was just 19. It was by accident, as she was the daughter of a friend from work. It was my weekend with my kids, but I had a date and[…]
Which part of your body goes to heaven first?
The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her[…]
Check please!
A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her[…]
The best day at work
This is a true story, however i changed the names of the people. When i was 17 i used to go help my dad at work, my dad cleaned a private school at night and[…]
Passion
I don't know what came before or what'll come after, but now, you are my now. You blaze me with your passion, your flames of desire, of extacy's inferno engulf me and shatters my inhabitons.[…]
Jyll comes to help out
My long time girlfriend and I run a business in a small rural town. Business is brisk and has been more than enough for us to handle. About five years ago she was diagnosed with[…]
The monster #2 – her story
The Monster #2 Her Story – Part One An Introduction and seduction This is her story about our introduction to swapping. We’re 50ish and our neighbors are in their 30ies. Me, Frank – WM, 6’,[…]
The stickup
"Why can't I just once find a convenient spot," Merion said to her self while circling the parking lot looking for an open spot!!! Two more times around and there it was, a BMW was[…]
Private after party
You stand out in the crowded room, I cannot help but glance your way time and time again, the party continues around me, happy people, drinking and yelling loudly in each other’s ears trying to[…]
Fantastic faye: chapter 1
I hadn't known Faye that long, but we had become good friends over the past few months. We were both interested in drama, and we both took part in the school production. I wouldn't call[…]
Best holiday ever
The cold coke ran across my tongue and down my throat. After the stifling humidity of Manchester International Airport I gulped down the refreshing drink eagerly. I finished the bottle and screwed the lid back[…]