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A cop is int the changing room at the precinct when his partner comes into the locker room with a huge smile on his face.

"what you so happy about?" His buddy asks.

"I had the greatest sex of my life last night, and surprisingly it was with the with."

the first cops replies.

"No, it's true. I'll tell you what I did. When I got home, I got one of my revolvers, loaded it with a blank and hid it under the pillow then started getting frisky with the wife. As soon as I was ready to blow my load, I pulled out the gun and fired it. Man the wife got such a fright, she she tightened up, it was just incredible.

Man I've got to try that, the first cop exclaims with anticipation.

However next morning he turns up with a sour look and his face and is all hunched over in pain.

"So what happen?" his buddy asks.

"Don't want to talk about it."

"Come on, you can't keep me hanging like this, I told you how to go about it, I deserve to find out what />
"Well I did as you said. Loaded a blank into my revolver and hid it under the pillow and then started getting amorous with the with. when I was just about ready to com, I pilled out the gun and fired it off."

"so what happened?

"She bit then of my dick of and shit in my face

story by: Omegaguy



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: Omegaguy



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