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From time to time I speak with pharmaceutical sales reps who use our library. The other day a Glaxo rep told me of a drug that her company has under development. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to everyone so you consider buying stock in the company. The drug is called, "Gingko Viagra," and its function is to help you remember what the fuck you are doing.

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