Bubbly guy in nursing home

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A very happy guy, named Bill Smith, entered a nursing home. All of the staff and patients had to remark how bubbly and full of life he seemed. Then one day a nurse noticed the man acting very morose and dejected. She decided to ask him if anything was wrong.
"Why yes, there's something wrong!" he exclaimed. "My dick just died." The nurse sensing his loss tried to cheer him up but without any luck. A few days later she noticed the Mr. Smith walking down the hallway of the nursing home with his penis sticking out of his pants. She went over to him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you should know that your penis is hanging out of your pants. You'd better tuck it away before others see it."
Mr. Smith replied, "Yeah, I know all about it. I told you it died, today's the showing."

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