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God was talking to Adam in the garden and he asked him how he was doing in terms of having enough to eat. Adam replied that he was well fed and taken care of and had plenty of good food to eat. Then God asked him how he was doing with Eve and whether he was having enough sex with her. Adam replied that he and Eve were getting along very well and were having sex all of the time. "In fact," he said, "we just had sex a little while ago and Eve is down and the stream cleaning herself."
God shook his head in anger and exclaimed, "Oh, no! Now everything in the water will smell like fish."

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