Oral sex disaster

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A man's wife is in coma in the hospital, and one day the doctor walks in and changes her IV bag. While doing so, he accidentally grazes her breast and she moans. Happily, the doctor runs to the husband and tells him what had happened and tells him to perform oral sex on her because it might liven her up a bit. The husband runs in and quickly starts performing oral sex on her, but he comes back out 3 minutes later, very sad looking. "Well… what happened," the doctor asks. "She's dead," the husband starts crying. "Why?" the doctor says. "She choked."

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