Brothers who cross medicines

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BROTHERS WHO CROSS MEDICINES

Once there were two brothers who were depressed. One was depressed because his penis was too small; the other was depressed because his pubic hair was too long, so they decided to go to the doctor.The doctor prescribed different medicine for them both and told them to never cross them up and to take only one capsule a week.
When the brothers got home they thought to themselves if they cross the medicine and double the dosage everything would even out. So they took the medicine mixed, and doubled the dosage and went to bed. They were so anxious they couldn't wait. When one brother awoke he felt strange. He looked around and saw he was in a jungle of some sort, so he panicked and screamed HELP! I'M LOST IN THIS JUNGLE. To his surprise his brother heard his cries and replied, "HANG ON, I'LL THROW YOU SOME ROPE!"

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