Bills heads

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Bill clinton was sitting at the presedents desk
signing important papers,

suddenly his sexy new secratary walks over
Bill clinton gets a hard on.
his secratary notices and says
"Bill you have 2 heads,
unforantly you only have enouph blood to run one at a time
so stop using the smaller one
and grow a pair"

story by: Poopylicker1110111



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: Poopylicker1110111



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