Making a cake

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A boy and his dad go to the beach and there is a couple making out, so the boy asks his father what they are doing. His dad replies, making a cake." The boy says, "Oh." The next day they go to the zoo and there are two monkeys getting it on and a the boy asks his dad, "What are they doing?" His dad replies, baking a cake." So they go home and the next day, the boy says to his dad, I know what you and mom were doing last night, you were baking a cake." The father asks the boy, "How do you know?" The boy replies with a big grin, "Because I licked the frosting off the sheets this morning."

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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