Two prostitutes walking by church

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TWO PROSTITUTES WALKING BY CHURCH

Two prostitutes were walking by a church when one of them said to the other, "we should go inside. They've got a guy in there who's really hung!"
"Tell me more," replied the other one.
"Well, he's hung like this," said the friend stretching out her arms straight out at her sides. Note: This joke works better as a visual one.

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